会员注册 | 登录|微信快捷登录 QQ登录 微博登录 |帮助中心 精品学习网 专业在线学习考试资料文档分享平台

英语小笑话

收 藏 此文档一共:2页 本文档一共被下载: 本文档被收藏:

显示该文档阅读器需要flash player的版本为10.0.124或更高!

关 键 词:
  文库屋所有资源均是用户自行上传分享,仅供网友学习交流,未经上传用户书面授权,请勿作他用。
文档介绍
黑衣使者英语学习系列 1 A ****n goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the ****n says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the ****n says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士." 男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上 帝回答:"过一秒钟." Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first ****n and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The ****n said "How strange, I'm the ****nager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second ****n and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third ****n and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"! 四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双 胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人 说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是 3M 公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三 个男人说:"恭喜,你得了 2 对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作." 他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什 么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!" Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should ****ke sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?" 两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶 紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说:“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。” 于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问:“第二步怎办?” 成功人生最经典最重要的 10 句话 1. Do one thing at a time, and do well. 一次只做一件事,做到最好! 2. Never forget to say "thanks" . 永远不要忘了说“谢谢”! 3. Keep on going never give up. 勇往直前, 决不放弃! 4. Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well. 黑衣使者英语学习系列 1 任何值得做的事就值得把它做好! 5. Believe in yourself. 相信你自己! 6. I can because i think i can. 我行,因为我相信我行! 7. Action speak louder than words. 行动胜于言语! 8. Never say ****. 永不气馁! 9. Never put off what you can do today until tomorrow. 今日事今日毕! 10. The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. 对明天做好的准备就是今天做到最好!
关于本文
本文标题:英语小笑话 链接地址:http://www.topstudy.com.cn/zgks/waiyu/355.html
上一篇:英语全方位突破心法
下一篇:快速掌握英语六级语法

当前资源信息

高级会员

爱学习共有文档571 篇

编号:WENKUWU355

类型: 外语类

格式: pdf

大小: 0.16 MB

上传时间:2018-02-08

相关搜索

关于我们-联系我们-网站声明-文档下载-网站公告-版权申诉-网站客服

文库屋  www.wenkuwu.com (精品学习网 专业在线学习考试资料文档分享平台)

本站部分文档来自互联网收集和整理和网友分享,如果有侵犯了您的版权,请及时联系我们.
© www.topstudy.com.cn 2016-2012 精品学习网 版权所有 并保留所有权  ICP备案号:  粤ICP备14083021号-8              

收起
展开